Rich: Girls are the gate keepers of our species. They decide with whom they mate and, thereby, the future of our species.

CSH: But the males choose which females to pursue. So male are the chase gate keepers, and females are the permission gate keepers.

There are the sweet, loving, great partners that you’re not attracted to sexually. And then there are the ones who are great in bed but who are shallow and stupid and you couldn’t see yourself being with them permanently. And then there are the ones who have both but they’re crazy. And the crazier they are the more excited I get because I want to be abused and humiliated because I want the girl to demonstrate that she has higher value than me, because I’m a masochist when it comes to sexual excitement.

Rich: Yeah …

CSH: If my status as King of the Nighttime World is maintained into the sex act, then the girl looks less attractive and the sex becomes less interesting. But if I’m being treated like shit then I think that there must be something great about them. I like female alphas.

Rich: I like those too. I don’t like the masochist part of it, but I do like chicks who know what they want and who have strong personalities. The ones who realize that they can get whatever they want.

CSH: I had an ex who actually emailed me: “I can get anyone I want and, unfortunately for you, I know it.”

Rich: You can’t a relationship with that kind of person.

CSH: I wanted to tame her. Then she’d have the ultimate value. That would be the ultimate achievement. That’s why I like lesbians so much. I want to be the first guy they’ve ever slept with. I’ve been blessed with strict lesbian sex a few glorious times. So I have a lesbian fetish, and Asian fetish, and a piece-of-shit-cunt fetish. Those are the three types of girls I like.

Rich: There are a lot of girls I could be with if I only said the right things. Girls’ affection can be won merely by knowing what to say and what to do. Saying and doing the right things will at least buy you a little time with them. “Hey, let’s go out to dinner.” Then just say the right things. That’s the basic premise behind the PUA movement. You can control people by saying and doing the right things.

CSH: Normally I’m against that but when it comes to women I’m all for it.

Rich: I would read The Game if I were you. It’s actually a pretty funny read.